tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77504000891169859592012-02-16T17:18:33.823+08:00For the good of the public, I blog. I think.Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-41260283969807203552007-09-24T12:18:00.000+08:002007-09-24T12:19:33.691+08:00I'm going away for a week. Outstation. No updates. Busy as hell. Carik duit raya.<br /><br />Not that you care, anyway.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-4126028396980720355?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-73154599198164803832007-09-21T11:44:00.000+08:002007-09-22T11:50:15.875+08:00Dia buat perangai lagi. SDN dah dipadam.<br /><br />Panteklah. Itu saja yang mampu aku luahkan dalam cubicle sempit aku.<br /><br />Biar apa pun sebab atau alasan yang dia beri kali ini, peribadi ke politik ke, aku tak kira. Aku tak peduli semua itu. Sebab aku ada teori aku sendiri.<br /><br />Nasib baik aku langgan RSS SDN. Entri terakhir SDN semalam berbunyi amat marah dan kecewa. Ayat terakhir bertulis “See you in hell, assholes.”<br /><br />AKAB adalah sebenarnya Syaitan. syaitan yang pakai teknologi komputer untuk berbisik kat telinga manusia. Dia tak lagi guna cara lama, dengan pelan-pelan duduk kat tepi telinga. Syaitan sekarang dah maju. Dia gunakan komputer. Macintosh lagi kalau tak silap aku. Pelan-pelan dia bisik, melalui cerita-cerita kelakar yang dia tulis.<br /><br />“Pergi baca buku-buku yang diharamkan!”<br /><br />“Jangan jadi hipokrit.”<br /><br />“Jangan jadi pongget!”<br /><br />“Belanja aku beer!”<br /><br />Dan macam-mkacam lagi.<br /><br />Kita kaji SDN yang mula-mula. Apa yang dia sebut sebagai SDN 1.0: beroperasi sejak bulan April 2006. Aku terjumpa blog ni sekitar bulan Mei tahun yang sama. Aku terus lekat. Syok gila layan-layan hari-hari. Aku suka cerita-cerita dia. Aku suka komen-kopmen pembaca. Gila kelakar. Gila radikal. Genap enam bulan, September 2006, dia padam.<br /><br />Enam.<br /><br />Bulan April 2007, SDN 2.0 muncul. Semua orang lega kembali. Kemunculan semula ini disambut dengan meriah. Pembaca bertambah. Cerita-cerita semakin best. Syok. Walaupun kali ini agak mellow. Emo. Patah hati kot. Apa-apalah. Siap buat t-shirt. Laris macam karipap sardin pasar Ramadhan depan rumah aku ni. Berebut-rebut orang beli lepas tu eksyen memodelkan baju SDN. Genap enam bulan, September 2007 (semalam), dia padam.<br /><br />Enam. Enam.<br /><br />Kalau teori aku ni betul, kita tak perlu risau. Dalam masa enam bulan lagi, SDN 3.0 akan muncul. Dan enam bulan selepas itu, akan dipadam.<br /><br />Enam. Enam. Enam.<br /><br />The number of the beast!<br /><br />Selepas itu, langit akan runtuh. Dunia akan kiamat. Syaitan akan menguasai dunia. Kita semua akan betul-betul masuk neraka sebab terpedaya dengan cerita-cerita lawak AKAB.<br /><br />Betul tak, setan?<br /><br />(Aku tau kau mesti baca punya! Apa-apa pun, take a good rest, brother. Walaupun kau tak memblog, kau sentiasa dijemput ke blog aku untuk beromen dengan pembaca-pembaca aku. You rock!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-7315459919816480383?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-32516029030984343872007-09-18T11:50:00.000+08:002007-09-18T11:52:22.547+08:00Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<br /><br />Lapar. Lapar. Lapar.<br /><br />Sabar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-3251602903098434387?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-51365970554424074782007-09-17T14:50:00.000+08:002007-09-17T14:54:09.119+08:00This blog is my personal space to vomit out my evil thoughts. It is therefore, BUKAN TEMPAT FLIRTING ATAUPUN MENCARI JODOH. Kalau nak flirt ataupun mencari jodoh, sila ke Semusim Di Neraka.<br /><br />Hmppphhhhh.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-5136597055442407478?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-21091404765681550942007-09-16T20:14:00.001+08:002007-09-16T20:15:03.089+08:00Kenapa macam takde org baca blog ni?<br /><br />*Sedey*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-2109140476568155094?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-23929299114756565452007-09-14T16:42:00.000+08:002007-09-14T16:48:32.300+08:00Today after lunch, or should I say, Friday prayers (uhm), Rajoo the office clown came up to me and said, "ko makan kat mana tadi?".<br /><br />You see, he thinks he's funny.<br /><br />I despise that guy. I would kill him if I weren't fasting. God forbids us to murder people, especially during Ramadhan.<br /><br />Guess I'll have to wait until Raya.<br /><br />Don't say I didn't warn you, macha.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-2392929911475656545?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-50484230367468430462007-09-14T12:07:00.000+08:002007-09-14T12:10:32.037+08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xWXFlBZiGi0/RuoJXsNxsrI/AAAAAAAAAAc/_mqZng6I6RM/s1600-h/rcpp3a.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109907029815833266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xWXFlBZiGi0/RuoJXsNxsrI/AAAAAAAAAAc/_mqZng6I6RM/s400/rcpp3a.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Cobaan menulis BM: Hari ini saya suruh bini saya buat ini untuk buka puasa. :)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-5048423036746843046?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-6540265186745770802007-09-13T19:13:00.000+08:002007-09-13T19:25:43.313+08:00WTF happened to <a href="http://neraka2.blogspot.com/">SDN</a>? Yes, I am linking that up so that it'll appear in his Technorati and so he'll read this and contemplate. And I urge you, too, the maybe 5 or 6 readers of this new blog who happen to agree with me on this, to copy this entry and paste it on your own blog. Link it up so that it'll appear again in his Technorati, and God-willing, but the tenth or fifteenth blog posts, he just might blog again.<br /><br />WTF happened to you, AKAB?<br /><br />You have been deleting your blog, deleting your entries, restarting and deleting again. It's getting tiring. I look forward to new rants and prose and stories each day, and all I get so far is a total blank page.<br /><br />Admit it, you're the source of, if not knowledge, entertainment for countless people all over the Malay blog world. People are imitating you every day. I see countless blogs, I read and all I could think of is this:<br /><br />"SDN punya bastard."<br /><br />And I meant that in a good way.<br /><br />Don't give us that crap about the fasting month. I personally am sure that you're not the fasting type. So write, fucker.<br /><br />Don't be mad. I've been a silent reader and commenter from Day One, and I'm totally hooked. You're the man. You write from your heart; and that is pretty inspiring. Not many people could do that.<br /><br />So there. I've spoken my two cents. Now it is all up to you.<br /><br />Write! Write! Write!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-654026518674577080?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7750400089116985959.post-82945060720645041782007-09-12T19:05:00.000+08:002007-09-13T19:13:11.493+08:00<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xWXFlBZiGi0/Ruka1MNxsqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/aMwLDTNBfw8/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109644753342935714" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xWXFlBZiGi0/Ruka1MNxsqI/AAAAAAAAAAU/aMwLDTNBfw8/s400/images.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xWXFlBZiGi0/RukasMNxspI/AAAAAAAAAAM/DUT19Mi3Gt8/s1600-h/images.jpg"></a>Tomorrow is gonna suck.<br /></div><div>Setuju?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7750400089116985959-8294506072064504178?l=dyllante.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dyllhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14155937651037525093noreply@blogger.com0